You know those extremely tall men who bang their noggins on doorways….
Well my dad is one of those men.
He is tremendously tall. His name is Jonathan but everyone calls him Jon.
He is forty two.
He has bold hazel eyes and curly black hair.
He loves parsnips and he wears specs in the morning.
But my dad does atrocious farts and he always blames it on me!!!
For his occupation he is a cameraman
But he does a lot of work around our humble abode.
My dad is from parmestonorth.
His Mum is Lorain and his Dad is Tony.
I love my Dad.